I'm going to teach you about the law.

http://www.lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=16&page=1

Read those. Watch the cartoons. Soon, you too will be an educated, law-abiding individual.

And remember, even the passenger gets in trouble.

Anyways, big news in the Adams family! We get the movie channels on CABLE! and I have cable in the basement. So sweet. Also, the patriarch is sick, refuses to go see a doctor and just made himself a sundae with two whole bananas. So I guess it's healthy now.

The Shakespeare play went fairly well. I was Monk With Torch. My part was pivotal. I did have to share the stage with a kid WHOM I HATE. He also had a torch. One that he tried to put out by RUNNING WITH IT POINTED FORWARD LIKE A SPEAR.

Again. Lit torch. Running. Hustle and bustle. People coming in and out of dressing rooms. LIT TORCH.

I about throttled him.

And I'm turning sixteen in eight days, and I'm getting a summer job. It's gonna be an AWESOME summer.

Oh! One of the best flubbed lines from our more disastrous performance of Much Ado About Nothing was this, during the boys' hedge scene: Myself and that guy, did see Hero and THAT guy, do all their stuff. Spoken by Don Pedro, and the guy who played him is absolutely hilarious, and one of the coolest guys I know.